where are you from and what nickname do you guys give mc donalds? here we say mc do

are u a pepsi or coca cola person? math or english person? pro or anti sleeping with socks person?

*has no plans* wow I’m wasting my youth away my life is a wasteland I wish I was like one of those busy people

*has two things coming up in the same week* omg ok no I can’t handle the pressure of this wow my anxiety is off the charts this is too much

I just want to make someone happy and send them cute good morning texts and buy them their favorite candy as a little present every now and then and take them on nice dates and hold their hand when they’re scared and kiss them in public and tell them that they’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me

I get jealous really easily but not like an angry vengeful jealous more like a really sad lonely jealous because everybody likes everybody more than they like me and I really really don’t blame them. 

I took a test on like where you are on the ‘nonverbal intimacy scale’ and the average female score is 102 and male is 93.8 and I got 56 lolololol

here it is if ya want (reblog/reply w/ what you get!!)

Your 12 recent emojis are how each month of 2017 will be for you

me, the motherfucker who knows the ending of patroclus’ and achilles’ myth like the back of my goddamn hand: maybe they won’t die this time

the latinist: very common variety of classicist. can usually be heard slipping references to ancient literature in casual conversation. dies a little bit on the inside when someone asks them to translate things into latin. sometimes butts heads with the hellenist.

the hellenist: constantly stressed due to the difficulty of their language. has heard the phrase “it’s all greek to me” so often that it has lost all meaning. talks with an alarming frequency about sacrificing goats. can be a little smug about studying greek but also suffers a lot.

the archaeologist: has perfected making the archaic smile at people who ask them if they dig up dinosaur bones. somehow always sore even when it’s not dig season. beware of mentioning schliemann around them.

the history buff: wreaked havoc at certamen challenges in high school. knows way too much about either julius caesar or alexander the great. has been banned from making “carthage must be destroyed” jokes after making them every single day.

the casual classicist: usually a mythology nerd. makes lots of moodboards. has cried about achilles and patroclus nearly as much as alexander the great himself.